Fucking Lip-Synching .. Sucks right?

"Given that it's been blown wide open that Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs, a New York group is offering her fans the chance to try what they feel is "real" music.

HOPE, or Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment, is giving people who bought Simpson's album the chance to turn it in for what it calls "one of a higher entertainment quality."

Fans who bring the disc to New York's Knitting Factory can trade it in for one by Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, The Grateful Dead, Joni Mitchell or Brian Wilson.

The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, with her manager-father saying that his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.

Joe Simpson added that she's never used the extra help before.

If you're not in New York, you can still get in on the deal by checking out www.HopeInAmerica.com"


What the hell? See, this is what happens when you fail to have real talent.. They are selling these sappy fucks (though catchy tunes)with their in the studio made voices and sassy looks. As if I haven't heard great talent who just can't seem to make it in the industry. I'm left with this bitter taste of "I told you so" in my mouth. I knew it all along. I can't say that she should have stuck to acting, either she needed more training or she simply couldn't pull that off. Who suffers in the end? she does. If I could, I would make it my civil duty to bitch slap everyone in that family with a blue DILDO... Hell Yeah, I said it dag nammit