"F"ing Cyber Junkies

What's the deal with the guys and girls wanting to cyber? Come on people, Life isn't that hard... You don't need that shit.. What are you really getting out of it.. Watch some porn. You won't have to type or talk to the person. Stroke your meat or for the girls, rub the clit until you explode.. What's all this talk dirty to me shit? Ok, I'll talk dirty... Hmmm, what can I say when someone just pops up on me? Errrr!!! Think of something dirty to say... I GOT IT!!!! "clean your room" or "wash your smelly ass".. Is that dirty enough for you? Was that what you had in mind?.. I certainly don't think so.. Do some of these people even stop to think that maybe they are actually talking to a family member or an innocent child? It's sick but true. Some of these people don't even care.. What's the point of typing while stroking anyway? Do they like the feeling of their hands cramping or what?!

The conversation starts out nice enough with the whole "HI", age, sex, Location.. I usually reply with.. "Why"? Not because I'm a snob, but because I am trying to figure out how the fuck they found me to begin with.. I mean how many people is online around the time I'm on? What keyword do they put in to come across me? I have the filter on to prevent asses like this to ever speak to me, but sometimes you never know. You can actually make friends 12% of the time. 88% of the time it's mostly guys and girls wanting to cyber.. "WOW", I think to myself. "I must be special".. When one girl wanted to cyber me I replied."I'M a FUCKING WOMAN!".. She just replied "SO WHAT!".. What is it with these people? "Tell me you breast size".. Why? You really wouldn't know if I was telling the truth unless you knew me.

A couple of years ago, I sat next to my friend while she "cybered".. She was just laughing her ass off at this guy... Who knows, maybe the guy was doing the same.. He asked: "What are you wearing baby?".. She replied, "I have Nothing on, I just came out of the shower".. So I'm looking at her like... Bitch, you have on jeans, a t-shirt and you have a mask on your face.. He says,"Touch it for me baby" . She says " Oh I'm touching it for you baby, it feels so good".. At this point I'm on the floor laughing my ass off.. She's saying all this shit but In actuality she's just sitting there smoking her cigarette as if nothings happening?

What is it? Is your life so sad that you have been reduced to having fake sex on the "Instant Messenger" Superhighway? Look, just download some porn or if you actually have money, Just buy some ass and like Larry the Cable Guy always says "Git-'R-Done!"

Hey,If you're missing your guy/girl and you just can't seem to get off without hearing or seeing them, then give them a call.. Phone sex between lovers are good. It's the idiots who pay to speak to these ladies that can't get even laid themselves that makes me choke back the vomit. Listen, there are plenty of abled bodies out there.. Some are in bars for damn sure, most are at concerts and you can definitely find some freaky ones at the library...

So before you turn that keystroke into a masturbation fascination.. Go get some real ass or dick... It's feels a lot better.. Trust me..

Say fuck you to Cyber hoes...